Your daddy's rich and your ma is good looking. So, hush little baby, don't you cry. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/19/2017 at 17:45 • Filed to: None

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One of these mornings,

You’re going to rise up singing

Then you’ll spread your wings,

And take to the sky,

But until that morning,

There’s nothing can harm you

With daddy and mommy standing by.

Easily my favorite recording of this song. I don’t know if it’s the siren-sequence background, but it’s the only recording that can move me to tears.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 17:49

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Turn it into your ring tone and let everyone at work wonder why you’ve become so emotional all of a sudden.

Also, good recording.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 17:55

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I like this idea, but it goes against the image I’ve cultivated throughout my professional life. It’s amazing how often people take you at your word if you tell them you don’t give a fuck. I’ve avoided a lot of sticky situations that way.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 18:06

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Yeah, but if you break into tears occasionally for no reason that people can see, they’ll think you’re a little crazy and leave you alone even more. As long as they get what they want from you, it won’t hurt job security. No one fucks with the crazy guy at work.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 18:07

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Truth. I’m always nicest to the people I identify as possible active shooters.